tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1844654823317282182024-03-21T02:56:34.028-07:00Status Facebook Paling LucuAnonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06177563119953356969noreply@blogger.comBlogger1125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-184465482331728218.post-13573501542116111062013-02-25T08:10:00.000-08:002013-02-25T08:12:44.620-08:00statusfacebookpalinglucu<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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<b>k<a href="http://solution-u.blogspot.com/2012/04/status-facebook-fb-lucu-kocak-unik.html" style="color: black; text-decoration: none;">umpulan Status Facebook Fb Lucu | Kocak | Unik | Terbaik | Bagus | Terbaru</a>. </b>Alhamdulilah Update lagi kali ini<a href="http://solution-u.blogspot.com/" style="color: black; text-decoration: none;">solution-u blog</a> akan berbagi <b>Kumpulan Status Facebook Fb Lucu | Kocak | Unik | Terbaik | Bagus | Terbaru,</b>buat Anda yang sedang mencari <b><a href="http://solution-u.blogspot.com/2012/04/status-facebook-fb-lucu-kocak-unik.html" style="color: black; text-decoration: none;">Kumpulan Status Facebook Fb Lucu | Kocak | Unik | Terbaik | Bagus | Terbaru</a></b>bisa menyimaknya di bawah ini Ok..</div>
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<i style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'Yanone Kaffeesatz'; font-size: 16px; line-height: 24px; text-align: justify;">Ini Panas Apa Panas Ya,</i><br />
<i style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'Yanone Kaffeesatz'; font-size: 16px; line-height: 24px; text-align: justify;">Kok Panas</i><br />
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<i style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'Yanone Kaffeesatz'; font-size: 16px; line-height: 24px; text-align: justify;">Cew : Yank Kita Putus..</i><br />
<i style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'Yanone Kaffeesatz'; font-size: 16px; line-height: 24px; text-align: justify;">Cow : Kenapa Say, Sayang sekali Padahal aku Baru Beli Mobil sama Rumah baru Lho</i><br />
<i style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'Yanone Kaffeesatz'; font-size: 16px; line-height: 24px; text-align: justify;">Cew : $_$ Hehehe, Aku Cuma Becanda Kok Say</i><br />
<i style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'Yanone Kaffeesatz'; font-size: 16px; line-height: 24px; text-align: justify;">Cowk : Dan Aku juga Becanda kok,wkwkwk #GUBRAKK</i><br />
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<i style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'Yanone Kaffeesatz'; font-size: 16px; line-height: 24px; text-align: justify;">haha baru ngomongin indo idol.. Orang kemaren malem aku gak nonton.</i><br />
<i style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'Yanone Kaffeesatz'; font-size: 16px; line-height: 24px; text-align: justify;">*bacok tipi</i><br />
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<i style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'Yanone Kaffeesatz'; font-size: 16px; line-height: 24px; text-align: justify;">Bersatu kita teguh.</i><br />
<i style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'Yanone Kaffeesatz'; font-size: 16px; line-height: 24px; text-align: justify;">Berdua kita jadi upin ipin.</i><br />
<i style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'Yanone Kaffeesatz'; font-size: 16px; line-height: 24px; text-align: justify;">Bertiga kita jadi charlies angel.</i><br />
<i style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'Yanone Kaffeesatz'; font-size: 16px; line-height: 24px; text-align: justify;">Berempat kita jadi teletubies.</i><br />
<i style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'Yanone Kaffeesatz'; font-size: 16px; line-height: 24px; text-align: justify;">Berlima kita jadi power rangers.</i><br />
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<i style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'Yanone Kaffeesatz'; font-size: 16px; line-height: 24px; text-align: justify;">Wkwk, ya pengen ngakak ya pengen getok pake bata juga dgr komeng nya kak irwansyah ..masa regina dibilang kayak emak-emak tukang jaga kos-kosan :D</i><br />
<i style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'Yanone Kaffeesatz'; font-size: 16px; line-height: 24px; text-align: justify;">*jejelin sendal ibu kos</i><br />
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<i style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'Yanone Kaffeesatz'; font-size: 16px; line-height: 24px; text-align: justify;">Mo tau isi SMS Nazaruddin kepada SBY ketika tertangkap di Kolumbia?... nah ini di isi SMS nya “Pak, saya Nazaruddin.., ini no baru saya, tolong kirimi pulsa 20 ribu.., jangan telpon atau sms, saya sedang ada masalah di kantor polisi Cartagena-Columbia”</i><br />
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<i style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'Yanone Kaffeesatz'; font-size: 16px; line-height: 24px; text-align: justify;">Seorang Kiai bertanya kepada Jin..</i><br />
<i style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'Yanone Kaffeesatz'; font-size: 16px; line-height: 24px; text-align: justify;">'Hai Jin, siapa manusia yg kau takuti di dunia ini selain Org yg sedang menjalankan Sholat...?'.</i><br />
<i style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'Yanone Kaffeesatz'; font-size: 16px; line-height: 24px; text-align: justify;">Sambil cengar cengir Jin Menjawab ' Tukang jahit , Kiai..?'</i><br />
<i style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'Yanone Kaffeesatz'; font-size: 16px; line-height: 24px; text-align: justify;">Lho koq ?, mengapa kamu takut..?</i><br />
<i style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'Yanone Kaffeesatz'; font-size: 16px; line-height: 24px; text-align: justify;">Dengan badan yg mulai gemetar Jin menjawab 'Aku takut divermaak Kiai, aku baca di depan rumahnya ada tulisan...</i><br />
<i style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'Yanone Kaffeesatz'; font-size: 16px; line-height: 24px; text-align: justify;">'VERMAAK SEGALA JENIS JIN'</i><br />
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<i style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'Yanone Kaffeesatz'; font-size: 16px; line-height: 24px; text-align: justify;">Cinta ditolak, Uya Kuya bertindak. Yaa jelas lahh, Uya Kuya kan Bapaknya cinta...</i><br />
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<i style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'Yanone Kaffeesatz'; font-size: 16px; line-height: 24px; text-align: justify;">Obama, cuma sekolah di Indonesia beberapa tahun aja bangga. Gue aja yang dari balita sekolah di indonesia biasa aja.</i><br />
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<i style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'Yanone Kaffeesatz'; font-size: 16px; line-height: 24px; text-align: justify;">-bapak kamu suka miara kucing yaa</i><br />
<i style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'Yanone Kaffeesatz'; font-size: 16px; line-height: 24px; text-align: justify;">-kok tauuu</i><br />
<i style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'Yanone Kaffeesatz'; font-size: 16px; line-height: 24px; text-align: justify;">-karna kamu baru saja mengeong-ngeongkan hatiku..</i><br />
<i style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'Yanone Kaffeesatz'; font-size: 16px; line-height: 24px; text-align: justify;">Ngook</i><br />
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<i style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'Yanone Kaffeesatz'; font-size: 16px; line-height: 24px; text-align: justify;">tips d saat pagi hari agar kta selamat==></i><br />
<i style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'Yanone Kaffeesatz'; font-size: 16px; line-height: 24px; text-align: justify;">1.jgn memanjat tiang listrik,.</i><br />
<i style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'Yanone Kaffeesatz'; font-size: 16px; line-height: 24px; text-align: justify;">2.jgn minum air yg baru mendidih,.</i><br />
<i style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'Yanone Kaffeesatz'; font-size: 16px; line-height: 24px; text-align: justify;">3.jgn tidur d tengah jalan raya,.</i><br />
<i style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'Yanone Kaffeesatz'; font-size: 16px; line-height: 24px; text-align: justify;">,.</i><br />
<i style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'Yanone Kaffeesatz'; font-size: 16px; line-height: 24px; text-align: justify;">morning all,.</i><br />
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<i style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'Yanone Kaffeesatz'; font-size: 16px; line-height: 24px; text-align: justify;">Cuaca hari ini elo gue end!!</i><br />
<i style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'Yanone Kaffeesatz'; font-size: 16px; line-height: 24px; text-align: justify;">Hahakoplak :D</i><br />
<i style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'Yanone Kaffeesatz'; font-size: 16px; line-height: 24px; text-align: justify;">*lempar tipi</i><br />
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<i style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'Yanone Kaffeesatz'; font-size: 16px; line-height: 24px; text-align: justify;">Iwak asiin iwak asiin iwak asiin sambel pete!</i><br />
<i style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'Yanone Kaffeesatz'; font-size: 16px; line-height: 24px; text-align: justify;">*trio kucing</i><br />
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<i style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'Yanone Kaffeesatz'; font-size: 16px; line-height: 24px; text-align: justify;">Merasa sedih dan sepi?</i><br />
<i style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'Yanone Kaffeesatz'; font-size: 16px; line-height: 24px; text-align: justify;">Hubungi gue!!</i><br />
<i style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'Yanone Kaffeesatz'; font-size: 16px; line-height: 24px; text-align: justify;">Tak ada teman curhat?</i><br />
<i style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'Yanone Kaffeesatz'; font-size: 16px; line-height: 24px; text-align: justify;">Hubungi gue!!</i><br />
<i style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'Yanone Kaffeesatz'; font-size: 16px; line-height: 24px; text-align: justify;">Merasa strezz seperti mo gila?</i><br />
<i style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'Yanone Kaffeesatz'; font-size: 16px; line-height: 24px; text-align: justify;">Hubungi RUMAH SAKIT JIWA DONKKK!!!!!</i><br />
<i style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'Yanone Kaffeesatz'; font-size: 16px; line-height: 24px; text-align: justify;">JANGAN GUE MELULU!</i><br />
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<i style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'Yanone Kaffeesatz'; font-size: 16px; line-height: 24px; text-align: justify;">Biarlah semua terjadi, biarlah semua berlalu, tapi aku nggak akan pernah lupa sama kamu, kareana sampai saat ini… kamu… NGGAK PERNAH BAYAR UTANG! NUMPUK TUH!!</i><br />
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<i style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'Yanone Kaffeesatz'; font-size: 16px; line-height: 24px; text-align: justify;">Aku g’ ngerti knp sih skrg kita jd musuhan gini?? pdhl dulu kita srg main sama2. Apa krn kita beda? memang aku manusia dan kamu MONYET, tp salahkah kt berteman??</i><br />
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<i style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'Yanone Kaffeesatz'; font-size: 16px; line-height: 24px; text-align: justify;">Rese lu!Kg dpt dpercaya!P’hianat!Norak!Kampungan!Lu kira gw takut, hah??Knp lu kasih tau rahasia gua ke org2 kalo gua tuh…CAKEEPPP!!</i><br />
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<i style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'Yanone Kaffeesatz'; font-size: 16px; line-height: 24px; text-align: justify;">gue percaya ama loe karena loe temen gue. Tapi kenapa loe kayak gitu ke gue. Gue gak percaya loe tega kayak gini ke gue. Kenapa loe tega ngomongin gue dibelakang. Gue gak abis pikir kenapa loe promosiin kalo gue itu keren</i><br />
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<i style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'Yanone Kaffeesatz'; font-size: 16px; line-height: 24px; text-align: justify;">Kenapa koboi Meksiko kalo berpetualang selalu bawa gitar?</i><br />
<i style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'Yanone Kaffeesatz'; font-size: 16px; line-height: 24px; text-align: justify;">Emangnya disuruh bawa piano? yang bener ajaaa</i><br />
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<i style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'Yanone Kaffeesatz'; font-size: 16px; line-height: 24px; text-align: justify;">Siapa yang pintar Hayo!, ini Bahasa Indonesia yang benar! nya bagaimana</i><br />
<i style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'Yanone Kaffeesatz'; font-size: 16px; line-height: 24px; text-align: justify;">: naik=keatas, turun=kebawah, mundur=kebelakang, maju=kedepan,</i><br />
<i style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'Yanone Kaffeesatz'; font-size: 16px; line-height: 24px; text-align: justify;">masuk-kedalam, lalu kalau keluar=… ?</i><br />
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<i style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'Yanone Kaffeesatz'; font-size: 16px; line-height: 24px; text-align: justify;">Grr.. Pengen nonjok orang!</i><br />
<i style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'Yanone Kaffeesatz'; font-size: 16px; line-height: 24px; text-align: justify;">-yang bersedia ditonjok dapet gelas cantik.. Plakk!!</i><br />
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<i style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'Yanone Kaffeesatz'; font-size: 16px; line-height: 24px; text-align: justify;">Go to campus..</i><br />
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<i style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'Yanone Kaffeesatz'; font-size: 16px; line-height: 24px; text-align: justify;">Gue baca koran ttg bahaya rokok,</i><br />
<i style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'Yanone Kaffeesatz'; font-size: 16px; line-height: 24px; text-align: justify;">gue berhenti merokok.</i><br />
<i style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'Yanone Kaffeesatz'; font-size: 16px; line-height: 24px; text-align: justify;">Gue baca koran ttg bahaya minuman keras,</i><br />
<i style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'Yanone Kaffeesatz'; font-size: 16px; line-height: 24px; text-align: justify;">gue berhenti minum bir.</i><br />
<i style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'Yanone Kaffeesatz'; font-size: 16px; line-height: 24px; text-align: justify;">Pas gue baca koran ttg bahaya sex,</i><br />
<i style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'Yanone Kaffeesatz'; font-size: 16px; line-height: 24px; text-align: justify;">gue berhenti baca KORAN.</i><br />
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<i style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'Yanone Kaffeesatz'; font-size: 16px; line-height: 24px; text-align: justify;">Ami dolah. Lg jln mw beli rujak sampe ditukang rujak die mesen</i><br />
<i style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'Yanone Kaffeesatz'; font-size: 16px; line-height: 24px; text-align: justify;">Ami dolah : bu, beli rujak 25 bungkus ye</i><br />
<i style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'Yanone Kaffeesatz'; font-size: 16px; line-height: 24px; text-align: justify;">Tukang rujak : "ohh ya wan, pdes pa ga?" (Dlm hti wah psanan bsr nih)</i><br />
<i style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'Yanone Kaffeesatz'; font-size: 16px; line-height: 24px; text-align: justify;">Ami dolah : "yg ga pdes 7bks, yg sedeng 8bks, sisanye yg pdes.. Trus yg pdes 3bks ga pke bengkoang, 2bks ga pke kcang, yg sedeng 4bks jg ga pke bengkoang, yg ga pake bengkoang 3bksnya ga pke jambu, sisanye pake, yg pke bengkoang 5bks ga pke kdongdong, yg sdeng 4bks ga pke nanag, yg pdes nanasnya dibanyakin tp ga pke pepayanya 4bks, yg pke pepaya bnyakin kacangnya, yg ga pdes jambunya dkit ja tp bnyakin kedongdon ama bengkoangnya.. Terusss..." (Blm rapi ngmg)</i><br />
<i style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'Yanone Kaffeesatz'; font-size: 16px; line-height: 24px; text-align: justify;">Tukang rujak : "ga jd jualan wan!" :]xx</i><br />
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<i style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'Yanone Kaffeesatz'; font-size: 16px; line-height: 24px; text-align: justify;">aku jg bru tau, kamera webcam ternyta tak mampu menampilkan kegantenganku -_-</i><br />
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<i style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'Yanone Kaffeesatz'; font-size: 16px; line-height: 24px; text-align: justify;">Buat anak2 SMA yang lagi ujian, pastikan bawa pensil 2B jangan 36B. kegedean ^_^</i><br />
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aduh nenek gw jatoh di skateboard.....</div>
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Burung blekok ..burung belati...aku ngerokok elu yang mbayari....</div>
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punya pacar bikin boros duit, ga punya pacar bikin boros sabun</div>
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sedikit sedikit minta kimpoi...</div>
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kimpoi kok sedikit sedikit?</div>
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gmna sih cara bunuh diri ??</div>
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napa sich org buta tdr x jga merem??? ikut2an aja</div>
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mau bikin kopi luwak tapi gak punya luwak... coba ah pakek kambing, siapa tahu bisa</div>
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Kenangan indah bersamamu akan ku ingat sampai lupa.</div>
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gilaa... !!!</div>
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ada NENEK-NENEK namanya GADIS...!!!!</div>
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KACAU NECH DUNIA,,,,,,,,,,</div>
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SEWAKTU BERENANG</div>
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CLANA GW DI AMBILLLLL</div>
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PDAHAL DIKANTONG TINGGAL 1500 BWT BELI MNUM</div>
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EHHH,,, DI EMBAT JG</div>
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......AMPE CLANA DALAM YG GW PAKE 3 HARI AJA DI AMBILLL</div>
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KACAUUUUUUUUUUUUU</div>
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Pinokio pembohong, Robin Hood maling, Putri Salju tinggal sama 7 cowok dan yang paling parah, Tarzan jalan2 setengah telanjang. Cerita2 ini berasal dari orang tua kita, tapi mereka yang banyak komen kenapa generasi kita rusak.</div>
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yeeeezzz bsok kiamatt</div>
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jadi ga''' skolahh</div>
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Apakah superman sdh sunat ??</div>
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Kyk'a gk mngkin, krna superman tdk bisa trsakiti olh bnda apapun !</div>
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aduh sempak gw kendor lagi..biji gw jadi geli gini</div>
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Kasian kepalanya si jony jadi linu lecet2 dah!</div>
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Gajian nanti gw mau beli sempak 1 dus ahh..</div>
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aku disuruh bawa pulpen sama pensil sama guru tapi guruku marah gara" aku bawa pensil sama pulpen</div>
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bangun tidur ku terus mancinG...</div>
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tidak lupa membawa CacinG,....!</div>
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suatu saat oRgan tunggaL ku akn masuk dlm</div>
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isi rok mu???</div>
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aku masih pede dibilangin jelek tapi sekarang gara" ada yg lebih jelek dariku jadi gak pede nih.........!!!!</div>
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Cebok tanpa Air,, Tembok pun Jdi..</div>
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Menu terbaru kami d RM.Suka Cita adalah</div>
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Anjing Bakar Lombok Tumis</div>
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pangeran kecilkuh berdiri dengan sendirinya?</div>
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kalian tau gak??? aku waktu SD kelas 1 dapet Rangking 3 loh...!!! *bangga*</div>
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sholat jumat dlu ahhh</div>
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mmpung blum mgribb</div>
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Gue mau coba makan alien.</div>
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Penasaran ama rasanya</div>
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bingung di antara dua pilihan.......mau pilih granat pa gas elpiji 5kg yah...??</div>
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Gara-gara nila setitik.....rusak susu sebelanga....!!!</div>
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Gara-gara Si nona cantik....Lupa aku pake celana....!!!</div>
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eH" MSa Tadi aQ</div>
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NGeLiAt OrNg ,,</div>
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kTabRaK TrUcK</div>
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kePaLaNA haNCuR</div>
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maTaNA coPoT</div>
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... tRuZ MaYaTNA BnGuN,NgAmBiL MaTaNA</div>
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KatA MAyaT'NA :</div>
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"Lumayan</div>
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BluM 5 menit"he..he..</div>
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aku br sadar..,, sewaktu di saat boker..., pasti bau ..!</div>
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tdi malam mimpi buruk..</div>
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masa muka gw jadi jelek???...</div>
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g wajar..</div>
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mata saya Lapar?</div>
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(pengen nonton miyabi)</div>
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alhamdulillah ya...</div>
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mlm ini gw udh dpt SIN (surat izin narkoba) dri keluarga gw...</div>
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alay merusak nama bangsa.......yaiyalah..........klo pake bhs alay ntar indonesia malah jd 1nd0Ne$!4</div>
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Setinggi-tingginya burung bangau terbang, akhirnya jadi kecap juga................</div>
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Nyobain minum Soda api .... Biar mampus nih cacing di perut !!!!!</div>
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bersamamu...., biarpun hidup serba pas-pasan..., tapi aku bahagia kok... ( pas buat beli rumah, pas buat beli mobil, pas buat beli pesawat )</div>
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pengen hilang ingatan, supaya aq bsa lupa klo aq jelek : P</div>
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Mimpi disunat pake samurai</div>
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Suatu hari ada angin puting beliung yang dahsyat, rumah2 rata dengan tanah tetapi anehnya ada sebuah warung yang masih berdiri dengan tegak, setelah di usut tuntas warung itu menjual TOLAK ANGIN pantes aja warungnya gak rubuh</div>
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rajin MANGKAL, kaya...</div>
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Walaupun tuyul jadi Gondrong, Sundel gk lagi Bolong, Gigi pocongkkkkkkkkkkkk makin kinclong, dan genderuwo malah jd bencong. Tapi mau ngucapin met siang...</div>
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Mengapa ST-12 Tidak pernah Telat</div>
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A: "Katanya kalo soal jadwal manggung, ST 12 gak pernah telat ya?"</div>
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B : "Yup. Secara klu telat, ntar namanya jadi ST 12.30!"</div>
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Proses Jadian dan Putus</div>
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Proses mau jadian: PDKT (Pendekatan)</div>
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Proses mau putus: PDPK (Pendepakan)</div>
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Cara Agar Suami Tidak Sering Berbohong</div>
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Ingin suami Anda tidak terlalu sering berbohong? Caranya gampang. Anda jangan terlalu sering bertanya</div>
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Kenapa orang ini masuk neraka?</div>
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Saya berdoa “Tuhan, kenapa orang ini masuk neraka?</div>
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Bukankah dulu dia rajin baca Kitab Suci?”</div>
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Jawab Tuhan “Kata siapa? Tuh liat, rajinnya cuma baca SMS aja”</div>
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Manusia VS Cicak</div>
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Manusia lagi santai baca koran tiba-tiba Cicak beol tepat mengenai si Manusia.</div>
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Sambil marah-marah</div>
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Manusia :”Cicak, sialan lu ….. beol lu kena gue nich !”</div>
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Dengan pede cicak menjawab</div>
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Cicak :”Manusia, dasar tidak tahu diri …..</div>
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tau gak gue terbeol-beol gini gara-gara seharian nahan plafon rumah lu ini</div>
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biar tidak runtuh !! ”</div>
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Sebuah kisah sukses</div>
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Dalamalam waktu setahun WARTO dapat sekaligus mendirikan WARTEG,</div>
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WARTEL & WARNET.</div>
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Tapi WARTI hanya butuh waktu 1/2 menit dpt “mendirikan” WARTO</div>
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Lima Keistimewaan Cewek</div>
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5 keistimewaan cewe:</div>
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ditusuk kaga mati,</div>
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ditindih kaga penyok,</div>
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ditembak kaga mati,</div>
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diisep tidak kering,</div>
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ditembak paling top perut buncit….</div>
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Tipe wanita</div>
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Tipe wanita dilihat dari CDnya:</div>
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Pake CD sampe ke puser : LUGU</div>
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Pake CD mini : NAKAL</div>
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Pake berenda : KEIBUAN</div>
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Nggak pake CD : PENUH PENGERTIAN</div>
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Biksu Tong Mencari Kitab Suci</div>
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Alkisah biksu tong sedang mencari kitab suci,</div>
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sun go kong dan wuching sedang melawan siluman,</div>
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sedangkan Pat Kai yang satu ini malah asyik membaca tulisan ini.</div>
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Untuk bercinta, wanita butuh alasan. Pria butuh alas...</div>
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Tiap malam kau gerayangi aku</div>
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Tiap malam kau gerayangi aku dengan bibirmu,</div>
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kau hisap puas tubuhku,</div>
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kau berikan eranganmu ditelingaku & setelah puas kau tinggalkan aku.</div>
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Dasar nyamuk sialan!</div>
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saat kulihat matamu.</div>
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nafasku pun berhenti.</div>
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jantngku berdetak kencang.</div>
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benarkah semua yang kurasakan in</div>
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aku pun memberanikan diri untuk bertanya kepadamu..</div>
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kau kentut ya…?</div>
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anak kebo makan laler.</div>
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met bobo jangan ngiler.</div>
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nenek kebo maen disawah.</div>
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mimpiin aku yah.</div>
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mau bobo makan es.</div>
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eh ada kebo baca sms.. :D</div>
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kalau ada sumur diladang.</div>
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boleh kita menumpang mandi.</div>
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kalo ada umur yang panjang.</div>
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ngapain juga lu baca sms ini..?</div>
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Lupa AGAMA? oopss! NERAKA</div>
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Lupa ORANG TUA? ihh! DURHAKA</div>
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Lupa SESAMA? ah! BIASA</div>
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Tapi LUPA SAMA AKU? ehm.. MANA BISA</div>
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1 hari kamu ga kirim sms Wajar aja</div>
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10 hari Mugkin ga punya pulsa</div>
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20 hari Mugkin uda bosan</div>
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30 hari Mugkin uda ga mau lagi berteman</div>
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kalo 40 harinya aku harus ziarah nih..</div>
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Ada bonus 10 sms enaknya di apain ya?</div>
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Buat pacar 4, aku kan saying banget sama dia.</div>
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Buat teman aku 3, dia baik banget sih Buat mantan 2,</div>
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dia masih perhatian banget sama aku Buat lu 1,</div>
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abis lu jelek banget sih…</div>
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Hidup ini bagaikan film</div>
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Saat kau tertawa…………………………. KOMEDI</div>
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Saat kau menangis ……………………… DRAMA</div>
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Saat kau berkelahi ……………………… ACTION</div>
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Saat kau bercermin …………………….. HORROR</div>
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Kasih itu putih</div>
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Kasih itu damai</div>
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Kasih itu menjiwai hati kita</div>
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Kasih itu mengandung bahagia</div>
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Kasih itu….. KASIHAANNNN Deh loooo</div>
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Kalau kamu arjuna</div>
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aku mau jadi srikandi</div>
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kalau kamu kupu2</div>
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aku mau jadi bunganya</div>
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kalau kamu jelek dan miskin…</div>
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AKU MAU NINGGALIN KAMU !</div>
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Cinta itu buta</div>
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tapi tidak membutakan</div>
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Cinta itu indah</div>
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tapi tak selamanya indah</div>
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Karna cinta aQ bahagia</div>
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karna cinta pula aku merana</div>
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Ya, karena itulah cinta</div>
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bila bulan dan bintang itu indah</div>
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katalanlah mereka indah</div>
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bila siang dan malam itu ada</div>
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katakanlah mereka ada</div>
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Bila Adam dan Hawa tercipta sebagai sepasang kekasih</div>
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katakanlah.., kau tercipta untukku</div>
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Kalo aku nelayan</div>
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aQ akan memancing hatimu</div>
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yang paling dalam</div>
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dan kusimpan di hatiku yg terdalam</div>
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Jika ada pedagang yang menjual cintamu</div>
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aQ akan borong semua dagangannya</div>
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" aku tearima nikah nya luna marat bin ledirat dangan mas kawin amas</div>
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bakarat dan separangkat alat barat dbayar tunai dunia akhirat Sah aja</div>
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kalu hadirin hadirat "</div>
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" Indung indung kapala lindung</div>
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Hujan d'udik dsini mandung</div>
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Acil siapa duduk tadungkung</div>
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Maulah hatiku jadi tasandung . .</div>
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aduh aduh acil aisyah</div>
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Mandi dsungai awakx basah</div>
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Aq manilik ktahuan aisyah</div>
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Maambil pangkungan langsung manyasah wkwkwkwkwk "</div>
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singa jantan mati mengejar rusa</div>
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rusa..takut mati berdiri..........</div>
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priya tampan gagah perkasa......</div>
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masa takut sama istri sendri..................?</div>
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Berita heboh,katanya mayat mbah surip ternyata</div>
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selama ini g di kubur melain kan di gendong ke mana2, katanya ketika mau di kubur</div>
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mayt nya bangun lagi tidur lagi,bangun lagi tidur lagi,banguuuuun tidur lagi,</div>
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dan katanya ketika di mandiin, mayatnya bilang I LOVE YOU FULL Wt yNG BACA…….</div>
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doa cepet kaya..,</div>
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alhuma maling zana maling zina</div>
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wahda hape wahda tivi</div>
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wa alhamdulillah waliat kanan waliat kiri t'da safa safa</div>
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wasudahlah mbat aza, amien</div>
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hehehehehe</div>
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AndA tEwAs,,KamI pUAs</div>
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aNdA fRuZtZi???inGin BUNuh dIri???</div>
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hUbuNGi kAmI mElayAni aMbuLan,,Peti MAti,,dAn pKet plUs-Plus kAranGan buNGa</div>
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“AndA tEwAs,,KamI pUAs”</div>
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cinta berjuta rasanya</div>
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cinta berjuta rasanya itu boong</div>
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rasakan hanya ada 4</div>
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1manis</div>
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2asam</div>
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3asin</div>
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4pahit</div>
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MITOS Kebiasaan tokoh-tokoh di China:</div>
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Merokok, tetapi tidak minum arak, Lin Biau meninggal umur 63 tahun.</div>
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Minum arak tapi tdk merokok, Zhou En Lai meninggal umur 73 tahun.</div>
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Merokok, dan minum arak, Mao Ze Dong meninggal umur 83 tahun.</div>
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Merokok, minum arak, dan main kartu, Deng Xiao Pin meninggal umur 94 tahun.</div>
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Merokok, minum arak, main kartu, main cewek (punya bini muda), Zhang Xue Liang meninggal 103 tahun.</div>
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TIDAK merokok, TIDAK minum arak, TIDAK main kartu, TIDAK main cewek, Lei Feng meninggal muda umur 23 tahun!</div>
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“Waktu mengandung dirimu dulu, ibumu pasti ngidamnya kopi ya? Abis gara-gara kamu aku jadi susssaaahh tidur…”</div>
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“Sejuta kata cinta ingin kusampaikan. Apa daya pulsaku habis! Kirimkan pulsamu, aku akan kirimi SMS cintaku…”</div>
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Teman sejati selalu berbagi, kalo saya jadi laut, kamu jadi ikan, saya jadi kumbang kamu jadi bunga, saya jadi matahari kamu jadi bumi, kalo saya jadi tarzan, kamu mau jadi monyetnya?</div>
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Cintailah sesamamu seperti kamu mencintai dirimu sendiri, tapi jangan mencintai pacar sesamamu seperti kamu mencintai pacar kamu sendiri.</div>
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Saat aku sedih kau disampingku, saat aku marah kau ada di dekatku. Saat aku menangis kau disisiku, Sekarang aku sadar, jangan2 kau adalah pembawa sial untukku.</div>
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Sudah sejak lama aku memperhatikanmu, mencuri pandang hanya untuk melihatmu, ku tak tahu apa yang harus aku katakan kepadamu agar kau mengerti ada UPIL di hidungmu.</div>
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Saat anda membaca Status ini, mata anda akan terbuka, anda akan melihat tulisan ini, selanjutnya… terserah anda</div>
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Burung gelatik makan keripik, elo cantik tapi munafik, makan keripik dan buah cempedak, dasar munafik muke luh badak!</div>
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Sayang sering aku telp kamu… Aku sms kamu… ternyata kini aku sadar, ternyata… mmmmm aku lebih sayang sama PULSAKU.</div>
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Hari ini aku kangen banget sama kamu, aku sangat merindukanmu, aku ingin kamu kerumahku, PLEASE balik sama aku karena aku benar2 butuh seorang PEMBANTU!</div>
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Saat aku nggak SMS ke kamu, bukan berarti aku melupakanmu, tapi aku hanya memberi waktu buat NGANGENIN AKU…!!!</div>
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INGATKAN! lebih baik pilih Presiden SIPIL yg MILITERIS, daripada MILITER yang SIPILIS.</div>
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<i>Status ini buat besok</i></div>
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bacanya besok</div>
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sabar ya…..</div>
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ye…dibilangin bacanya besok !!!</div>
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maksa banget sich !!</div>
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Terserah !! tadinya mo bilang selamet pagi….</div>
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tapi jadi met malem dech….</div>
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gue percaya ama loe karena loe temen gue. Tapi kenapa loe kayak gitu ke gue. Gue gak percaya loe tega kayak gini ke gue. Kenapa loe tega ngomongin gue dibelakang. Gue gak abis pikir kenapa loe promosiin kalo gue itu keren</div>
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Kenapa koboi Meksiko kalo berpetualang selalu bawa gitar?</div>
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Emangnya disuruh bawa piano? yang bener ajaaa</div>
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Merasa sedih dan sepi?</div>
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Hubungi gue!!</div>
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Tak ada teman curhat?</div>
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Hubungi gue!!</div>
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Merasa strezz seperti mo gila?</div>
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Hubungi RUMAH SAKIT JIWA DONKKK!!!!!</div>
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JANGAN GUE MELULU!</div>
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“ini siapa sih? jawab donk, sms kalo temen, telpon kalo sodara, kalo miscall lagi berarti KEBO, kalo diem aja berarti MONYET!”</div>
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Selintas lalu senyummu masih terlintas basah membasuh gurun di hatiku inginku bertanya dalam keraguan………????? Semalem tidur ngiler ya..!!! …</div>
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Say… dikau adalah idamanku. Say… tanpamu terasa hampa. Say… daku menginginkanmu, merasakanmu, menikmatimu. Say…ur Bayam seikat berapa ya??? …</div>
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Jika hidupmu dalam kegelapan, berdoalah. Karena hanya dengan doa hidupmu akan tenang dan terang. Namun jika engkau sudah berdoa dan suasana disekitarmu masih gelap, berarti anda belum BAYAR LISTRIK. …</div>
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Jatuh cinta berjuta rasanya …kalau jatuh dari sepeda cuma satu rasanya: SAAAAAKIIIIT!</div>
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“Kalau jabatan Pemimpin Cabang kuperoleh, aku akan bersikap tegas” “Kalau disuap…?” “Tegas kuterima!”</div>
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“Kita harus belajar pada negara lain agar tidak terjadi kebakaran hutan lagi!” “Negara mana?” “Arab…..”</div>
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CiNta adaLah rasa CayaN9 YG lbh utk dpt memiliki & menJagaNya.</div>
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Tp kadang Rasa CinTa bisa di MAKAN api cemburu,di MAKAN rasa bNci</div>
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& di MAKAN nafsu, tp aP pUn MAKANANnya mnum nyA TEH BOTOL SOSRO…</div>
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ke tokyo bLi Li2n !!!</div>
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Hoyo 9e Pean ???</div>
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BKiN PeTi PkE KyU !!!</div>
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PsTi MkRiN aQ ???</div>
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mAn9kOkAsEm D MkN BuAyA !!!</div>
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KoK mEsEm k9n_Y ???</div>
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Sin9Kon9 emPuk ???</div>
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TaPe DecH !!!</div>
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Da9in9 D TusUk ???</div>
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SaTe DecH !!!</div>
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TmN_Y Jen9koL ???</div>
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peTe DecH !!!</div>
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tMn_y Bwn9 ???</div>
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CaBe DeCh !!!</div>
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y9 aQ Pn9an9 ???</div>
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Hp DecH !!!</div>
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y9 BcA cMz Ne ???</div>
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jLx DecH !!!</div>
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He….He,,,,,,,,</div>
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Takkan HADIR tanpa pertemuan…</div>
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Takkan TULUS tanpa kejujuran…</div>
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Takkan SUCI tanpa ikatan…</div>
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Takkan ABADI tanpa kesetiaan…</div>
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Takkan INDAH tanpa kasih sayang…</div>
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I LOVE YOU</div>
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tEraSi,SrIkAyA camPuR pIZza</div>
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PeRmIsi OrANG KaYa mO bUaNG pUlSa</div>
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bUah mArkIsA BuAh kEdonDOng</div>
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OrANg SusAh BaLaS doNK</div>
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Siapa yang pintar Hayo!, ini Bahasa Indonesia yang benar! nya bagaimana</div>
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: naik=keatas, turun=kebawah, mundur=kebelakang, maju=kedepan,</div>
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masuk-kedalam, lalu kalau keluar=… ?</div>
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bertemu dengan mu adalah takdir</div>
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menjadi sahabat mu adalah pilihan</div>
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tapi jatuh cinta pada mu itu sungguh diluar kendaliku</div>
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klo dibaca kamu utang kencan ma aku…..!!!</div>
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klo dbalez kamu utang ciuman ma aku…!!!</div>
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klo ga dibalez kamu utang pelukan ma aku…!!!</div>
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klo dihapus kamu terima cinta aku…..?</div>
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Aku suka kmu. Kl gak bls sms ini km suka ma aku,kalo jwb sms ini km trm</div>
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aku,kl km bc sms ini km respon ma aku,kl km gak bc sms ini km suruh aku</div>
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kerumah kamu.</div>
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Di malam yang sunyi,di suasana yang sepi dan tak terasa rintik hujan pun</div>
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turun entah kenapa hanya kau yang ingin kutemui, tuk mengatakan “GENTENG</div>
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RUMAH LO BOCOR”</div>
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Ketika kita saling bertatapan, kau sentuh punyaku… kusentuh punyamu… kau pegang punyaku, ku pegang punyamu… kau remas punyaku, kuremas punyamu… itulah cara bersalaman yang baik.</div>
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Gue baca koran ttg bahaya rokok,</div>
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gue berhenti merokok.</div>
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Gue baca koran ttg bahaya minuman keras,</div>
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gue berhenti minum bir.</div>
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Pas gue baca koran ttg bahaya sex,</div>
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gue berhenti baca KORAN.</div>
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Kemarin aku terperangah, ada yang cakep banget di mall.</div>
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Sialan, ternyata itu cermin! Oh ternyata aku sendiri!</div>
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Q maw ngomong</div>
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Sblmq terlambat</div>
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N sblum org lain</div>
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Ktkn kpdmu</div>
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Mungkin terlalu cpt bwt u</div>
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Q gk maw bohongi ht q sendiri</div>
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Skarg saat yg tepat uyk jujur ma U</div>
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PULSAKU HABIS!!!!!!!!!</div>
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Prshbatn qt t indah bgd</div>
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Klo k ketawa</div>
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Aq juga ktawa</div>
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Klo kamu nangis</div>
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Aq jg nangis</div>
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Tp klo km kepleset</div>
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Aq ktawa mpe nangis2</div>
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Indh bgd kn?</div>
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Snggh q cinta U</div>
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Pagi</div>
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Sianx</div>
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Malam</div>
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Ingin slalu ad U</div>
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Dr skian banyk pilihan</div>
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Hny U plhan q tak day g laen slaen dirimu</div>
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INDOMIE seleraq…….</div>
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pernah ga sih kmu mikir kalo aku lebih perhatian dan sayang sama kamu daripada sama orang lain ?</div>
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karena kata dokter pasien cacat mental seperti kamu itu butuh perhatian lebih</div>
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hehehe…</div>
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Cinta jgn pernah diGANTUNG sprt MELLY GOESLAW yg akhirnya PUDAR sprt ROSSA, carilah CINTA SEJATI sprt ARI LASSO, hingga jadi KENANGAN TERINDAH sprt SAMSON. Bila kamu gk mw DI JADIKAN YANG KEDUA sprt ASTRID kamu harus JUJUR & TULUS sprt RADJAdan KENAGLAH aq sprt UNGU jgnlah kamu SELINGKUH sprt KANGEN BAND, nnt kamu KETAHUAN oleh MATTA BAND LHO…</div>
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AQ akan MENUNGGU-MU seperti PETERPAN dan AQ akan SETIA seperti JIKUSTIK…</div>
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klo bersamamu 1 menit serasa 60 detik</div>
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1 jam serasa 60 menit</div>
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sehari serasa 24 jam …. itulah keajaiban alam</div>
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kmu pake jam yang ada alarmnya ngga ?</div>
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Saat hatimu terasa pedih</div>
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dan air mata tak dapat lagi kau bendung</div>
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maka tumpahkanlah air matamu itu</div>
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aku akan selalu menemanimu</div>
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selalu ada di sampingmu</div>
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untuk menyeka air matamu</div>
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karena aku…<br />
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Dan Saya Remon Uchiha Mengucapkan SlamatMembaca...<br />
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